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Anonymous said: What do you think of long-distance relationships? I live in the US & he lives in the UK & we met through instagram but like we've skyped before & yeaah. We're not together yet but like what's your opinion on that?

Personally I wouldn’t be able to do it because I don’t have the strength to withstand the distance, but I’ve seen people make it work.

Both of my sisters, had long distance relationships. They lived in the Philippines and their BFs lived in the US for several years but now they’re all married and have kids.

It’s really a personal thing you know? You know yourself more than anyone. You know what you can handle. If you really wanted it though you wouldn’t have second thoughts about it, you’d just allow it to happen.

It’s possible, but it’s not for everybody.

Anonymous said: are you dating anyone yet?

Yet? What are you trying to imply? Lol

You asked this already though. -_-

Anonymous said: Hey. So who are your top 5 favorite exboyfriends?

How can I have a top 5 when I’ve only had 3? Lol

Anonymous said: Do you still work at Motel 6?

Yes O.o

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Anonymous said: How do i make friends with him??? How. I dont know his name. We just see each other on the street. Wouldnt it be weird if i just approach him and say hi? Oh gad i dunno what to do. I want to know him badly. Sucks! Would have been a lot easier if it was a boy-girl situation. Damnit.

Just make it casual and say wasup the next time your eyes meet. Most likely he’ll say hows it going back and then just start a convo somehow. HAHA

Anonymous said: So i have a childhood crush who lives 2 blocks away from my house and im not entirely sure if he's gay or not abd he doesnt know about me as well. Lately we'vee been crossing paths on the street and shared "that" eye contact a lot of times . I have a feeling that we both are just waiting for each other to make the first move. How do i approach him without being obvious of my agenda in case he's straight? Lol

Just be his friend first, that way if he is and it didn’t work you you’ll have something to fall back on and if he isn’t then you just made a new close friend :) haha

Anonymous said: You're always going out and having dinner with different guys everyday. #slut

What the hell. Where are these guys? I’d love to meet them so I won’t have to force someone to have dinner with me. Lols~

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
10: Top or bottom?
11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
21: How big is too big:
22: One sexual thing you would never do:
23: Biggest turn on:
24: Three spots that drive you insane:
25: Worst possible time to get horny:
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
33: What your favorite part of your body:
34: Favorite foreplay activities:
35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
36: What do you wear to bed?
37: When was the first time you masturbated:
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
47: Most attractive celebrity?
48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
62: Do you watch porn?
63: How small is too small?
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
70: Booty or Boobs?
Anonymous said: are you dating anyone yet?

Lol, no.

Anonymous said: 10 random facts about you

  1. I burp after every yawn.
  2. I love red.
  3. I don’t chew gum for a long time because I’m afraid to bite my tongue.
  4. I love the beach at night.
  5. I’m always hungry.
  6. I love chick flicks, especially the 80’s.
  7. I eat dinner at In N Out every Sunday around 9.
  8. I wear boxer briefs.
  9. My wallet is made out of paper.
  10. I’m not gay, I’m straight. I’m just attracted to the same sex.

I feel like I don’t fit in anymore, nor do I stand out. I guess I’m kind of just there. I’m not sure if it’s a good or bad thing, but I think I’m quite okay with it. It gives me some sense of security and contentment with myself in a way.

I guess that’s okay.